Employee: Point is, I won’t waste anymore saliva on him!
–Jamba Juice, Whole Foods, Columbus Circle
Overheard by: stunned juice drinker
Guy on cell: Yeah, man! It got all sticky icky in her gooey Louie.
–In line for food, Bing
Overheard by: caitlin
Loud B&T chick on crowded sidewalk: You damn better tell me if there’s a booger hanging from my nose!
–23rd & Broadway
Overheard by: mk
Dude: I like my anal leakage as much as the next guy.
–B&H Restaurant, 2nd Ave
Overheard by: E.F.S.
Man: I didn’t mean to spit on Santa Claus — it just sort of happened.
–Near Crew Cuts
Overheard by: Dan
Girl: He’s really sweaty to sleep with, I’ll tell you that. Him and Frank both.
–110th & Broadway
Overheard by: Al E. Ro
Chick: Well, we were talking about projectile lactating…