Guy on cell: I’m in a… Oh, what’s the word I’m looking for? … Crack-infested neighborhood.
–9th & 26th, Queens
Overheard by: B. D.
Disheveled punk teen girl: No! My 72-hour drug binge is starting now!
–14th & University
Overheard by: rachel
Crazy lady: … So I hung the crack pipe on the cross which gave me the right to say no to drugs… Hallelujah!
Overheard by: with a K
Suit on cell: Yeah, I talked to him the other day. Right? I think he turned gay. Or he had a drug abuse problem.
Overheard by: Nick
Lady: I’m ready to yodel! Do I smell hashish?!
–Central Park SummerStage
Fiction professor: I would find writing about investment bankers very difficult because I find them boring when I meet them. I start to like them when they start snorting coke. Then their dialogue becomes much more interesting.
–The New School
Middle-aged lady on cell: I need to start sniffing more glue.
–Upper West Side
Overheard by: Amy Jill
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