Skin­ny NYU girl #1: Oh my god, I could­n’t be­lieve it hap­pened. It’s one of those things you have night­mares about.
Skin­ny NYU girl #2: I know. Don’t peo­ple know they should­n’t eat for at least two hours be­fore?
Skin­ny NYU girl #1: Duh, to­tal­ly. Who farts in the mid­dle of yo­ga class?
Skin­ny NYU girl #2: She’ll have to go to ther­a­py for months.

–Wash­ing­ton Square Park

Over­heard by: Michelle Eisen­berg