Hipster girl: You know Mabel’s dead, right?
Hipster boy: [Snickers.]

–9^th St & Ave B

Overheard by: Rebecca Katherine Hirsch

Headline by: troy

Runners-Up:

· “And hen I heard about ⁹⁄₁₁ I laughed so hard the milk came out my nose” — David Reitmeyer

· “If I Knew You Were Going To Take That Attitude, I’d Never Have Named The Fetus” — ED

· “Stan never thought about the awkward exchange AFTER you put your girlfriend’s cat in the microwave” — alexcalibur

· “There are people named mabel who are still ALIVE?!” — mimi marquez

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