Hipster girl: You know Mabel’s dead, right?
Hipster boy: [Snickers.]
–9th St & Ave B
Overheard by: Rebecca Katherine Hirsch
Headline by: troy
· “And hen I heard about 9⁄11 I laughed so hard the milk came out my nose” — David Reitmeyer
· “If I Knew You Were Going To Take That Attitude, I’d Never Have Named The Fetus” — ED
· “Stan never thought about the awkward exchange AFTER you put your girlfriend’s cat in the microwave” — alexcalibur
· “There are people named mabel who are still ALIVE?!” — mimi marquez
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