Black girl: I can’t believe we just went to the hospital to find out that your cat has no sex.
White girl: What?
Black girl, louder: That your cat has no sex!
White girl: Oh, yeah! I can’t believe my male cat has no penis!

–3 train

Overheard by: office peon

Headline by: Garrett Berg

Runners-Up:

· “Cat: Why don’t you just announce it to the whole goddamn train!” — morgz

· “Garfield and the angry itch” — jeff

· “I think I’ll call him Neuter Gingrich” — SNA

· “The Penis Makes the Pussy” — Adam


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