Stoned hip­ster #1: Dude, Van Gogh is the Sex Pis­tols.
Stoned hip­ster #2: Huh?
Stoned hip­ster #1: Be­cause, think about it: Van Gogh nev­er sold a paint­ing while he was alive, and the Sex Pis­tols nev­er won any awards or noth­ing. Yet they’re both ap­pre­ci­at­ed in our time.
Stoned hip­ster #2: It’s more like Van Gogh is The Vel­vet Un­der­ground.
Stoned hip­ster #1: Oh my god, Van Gogh is so The Vel­vet Un­der­ground!

–Bow­ery Ball­room

Over­heard by: Abram