Thin chick: I love smok­ing cig­a­rettes while I walk.
Fat friend: Ugh, I hate smok­ing cig­a­rettes while I’m walk­ing. I can just see it now — ‘Look at that cow walk­ing down the street puff­ing on a cig­a­rette.’ I’ll be, like, smok­ing with my right hand, hold­ing my in­haler with my left and wob­bling down the street. Nice.

–F train

Over­heard by: Hys­ter­i­cal