Woman on train yelling to one who did­n’t make it: I’m still not giv­ing the ba­by back!

–1 train

Over­heard by: ana

Preg­nant teen: Yeah, I smoked weed with her, and the next thing I heard she had a crack ba­by…

–6 train

Over­heard by: Hop­ing her ba­by is­n’t a crack­head…

Hip­ster on cell: So, how’s your ba­by? What? Oh, I heard you got knocked up!

–10th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Evan

Bus dri­ver to an­oth­er: … And I was like, ‘How do you for­get your ba­by on the bus?!’

–As­tor Pl

Over­heard by: El­liott

Woman: Oh my god, I was in the oth­er el­e­va­tor and this la­dy was go­ing in with a crib. I did­n’t know she had a ba­by! So I stepped in front of her and the crib thing… I to­tal­ly was in my own world and did­n’t mean it, but they kicked me out of that el­e­va­tor, so now I’m here.

–Crowd­ed el­e­va­tor, BPC South End Ave

Chick to friend: If she had nev­er abort­ed that ba­by me and him woul­da nev­er got to­geth­er, ’cause I don’t fuck with nig­gas with kids. Fuck that shit.

–L train, Mon­trose Ave stop

Over­heard by: Emi­ly