Teen boy: You know, some guys think it’s cute when a girl farts.
Teen girl: That’s only until they smell it.

–1 train

Overheard by: anna

Headline by: jay


· “Dr. Strangelove or How I learned not to worry and love the bomb.” — Pavel

· “Find skidmarks in her panties and you’ve found a keeper” — Girls don’t do #2

· “Smells like teen sphincter” — Leon

· “Then they just get jealous.” — Peacock

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