Hipster girl to another: Yeah, everyone has a crush on him, but he’s got halitosis. And a concave chest!
Hipster chick to friend: Whoa. I just felt totally suffocated by capitalist society.
Hipster in rainbow moonboots: So I say to this girl as I’m roofie-ing her juice box…
Overheard by: eliza
Hipster chick on cell: Hello? Hey! Guess what? I found my underwear!
Overheard by: Aria Grillo
Hipster: I mean, you can’t just rock a sombrero and think that it’s cool.
–6th & 10th
Overheard by: El
Hipster chick to tourist friends: … And across the street is where Albert Greenberg lived for a while.
–E 2nd St, across street from Allen Ginsberg’s former walkup
Overheard by: midtown_strangler
Hipster chick: I wanna create a website: Nine-Eleven — get over it.
Overheard by: Hurtz donit