Suit: They should just go ahead and make January a month already. Officially, I mean.
–49th & 5th
Overheard by: Jeremy Tortora
Suit on cell: I think the picture for the cover of the annual report should be me and you bent over a table, and John Smith* standing behind us, gloating.
–68th & Broadway
Suit on cell: He’s not hallucinating. He’s just realized that he’s allergic to polyester.
–125th St Metro North platform
Overheard by: Thatsoundsaboutright
Suit on cell: Yeah, he accidentally put his thumb through a two hundred million dollar…
–W 12th & Greenwich Ave
Overheard by: Wang
Suit on cell: No, listen to me! You cannot call that ‘fluff.’ You call that ‘fluff,’ both you and me will go to jail.
Overheard by: Erin
Tall, lanky white suit: And he was all, ‘Jibba-jabba, jibba-jabba, jibba-jabba…’ Ya know?
–Starbucks, Beaver St
Overheard by: Sarah Booz
Suit in rain, splashed by crazy, honking cabbie: Whoa! Fucking lunatic! … Well, at least now you can’t tell I just fucking pissed myself! Asshole!
–67th & Columbus
Overheard by: morgan