Suit: They should just go ahead and make Jan­u­ary a month al­ready. Of­fi­cial­ly, I mean.

–49th & 5th

Over­heard by: Je­re­my Tor­to­ra

Suit on cell: I think the pic­ture for the cov­er of the an­nu­al re­port should be me and you bent over a ta­ble, and John Smith* stand­ing be­hind us, gloat­ing.

–68th & Broad­way

Suit on cell: He’s not hal­lu­ci­nat­ing. He’s just re­al­ized that he’s al­ler­gic to poly­ester.

–125th St Metro North plat­form

Over­heard by: That­soundsaboutright

Suit on cell: Yeah, he ac­ci­den­tal­ly put his thumb through a two hun­dred mil­lion dol­lar…

–W 12th & Green­wich Ave

Over­heard by: Wang

Suit on cell: No, lis­ten to me! You can­not call that ‘fluff.’ You call that ‘fluff,’ both you and me will go to jail.

–Port Au­thor­i­ty

Over­heard by: Erin

Tall, lanky white suit: And he was all, ‘Jib­ba-jab­ba, jib­ba-jab­ba, jib­ba-jab­ba…’ Ya know?

–Star­bucks, Beaver St

Over­heard by: Sarah Booz

Suit in rain, splashed by crazy, honk­ing cab­bie: Whoa! Fuck­ing lu­natic! … Well, at least now you can’t tell I just fuck­ing pissed my­self! Ass­hole!

–67th & Colum­bus

Over­heard by: mor­gan