Boyfriend holding up slutty top: What about this one?
Girlfriend: If you were a girl you’d be the biggest skank in New York.

–Charlotte Russe, Manhattan Mall, 33^rd & 6^th

Headline by: Scott

Runners-Up:

· “And knock the Statue of Liberty right off that pedestal.” — LORI

· “But at least it flatters my man-boobs” — Andrew

· “I learned from the best” — Breanne S.

· “Putting the “Ho” back in “Homeboy”” — cinekat

· “What She Doesn’t Know Won’t Hurt Her” — Alison R.

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