Boy: This…cost $23 mil­lion.
Dad: There’s 23 miles of them!
Boy: Still, that’s a mil­lion dol­lars a mile!

Boy: Wait…so is the fab­ric pure saf­fron?
Mom: No no no, saf­fron is a spice.
Boy: Oh. The on­ly time I’d heard that be­fore was on Poke­mon, they had Saf­fron City.

Mom: It looks like they’re about to start march­ing!
Dad: They will, by Mon­day.
Boy: Wha?

–The Gates