Professor: So, I realized I like everyone in the class, and I need to be indifferent about at least one person. So I’m going to pick someone at random. [Points at seating chart] Alicia. Oh, she’s not here. [She comes in late.] Oh, Alicia’s here. See if I care.
Overheard by: Leslie G.
Professor: … And all of this relates to Freud’s concept of the super Eggo.
–St. John’s University
Overheard by: had some for breakfast
Professor: Saturday night and Sunday morning are very different. Saturday night is for killing people!
–English class, Brooklyn College
Overheard by: Monia Paford
Professor: I haven’t lost any weight this semester… in case you noticed.
–Silver Center, NYU
Overheard by: Limey
Professor: Now, I think we already went over the properties of constructive and destructive waves in Chapter 15 last semester… But then again, I could be drunk.
–Physics Lecture Hall, NYU
Overheard by: I come to class for the jokes
Professor: I can just see those [small Jersey city] creeps sneaking over the river, buying Coach purses on Canal Street, going back home and pretending that they’re real… It burns me.
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