Girl to male friend: I mean, they were both lousy lovers, but when it came right down to it her vagi­na was just too wide.

–110th & Broad­way

Ghet­to teen: Yo, girl! Don’t be pickin’ at yo’ pussy like that in the street! You’ll be on YouTube to­mor­row!

–South St Sea­port

Over­heard by: Big Lar­ry

JAP: I don’t un­der­stand how a ba­by just fell out of her vagi­na and she did­n’t feel any­thing!

–Out­side Lafayette St dorm, NYU

Over­heard by: Philouza

Girl on cell: I ful­ly sup­port the idea of a vagi­na fac­to­ry.

–7th St & Bed­ford Ave

Over­heard by: Liam Cub­bin

Bim­bette: Tiff, do these make my vagi­na look fur­ry?

–Dress­ing room, Ma­cy’s

Over­heard by: SarahM

Chick: My vagi­na seems so crooked to­day…

–23rd & 5th

Over­heard by: Bruce

Girl on cell: No! He was se­ri­ous­ly, like, drilling for oil or some­thing. My vagi­na is not a source of fos­sil fu­el!

–Cen­tral Park

Over­heard by: But it’d be cool if it were