Girl to male friend: I mean, they were both lousy lovers, but when it came right down to it her vagina was just too wide.
–110th & Broadway
Ghetto teen: Yo, girl! Don’t be pickin’ at yo’ pussy like that in the street! You’ll be on YouTube tomorrow!
–South St Seaport
Overheard by: Big Larry
JAP: I don’t understand how a baby just fell out of her vagina and she didn’t feel anything!
–Outside Lafayette St dorm, NYU
Overheard by: Philouza
Girl on cell: I fully support the idea of a vagina factory.
–7th St & Bedford Ave
Overheard by: Liam Cubbin
Bimbette: Tiff, do these make my vagina look furry?
–Dressing room, Macy’s
Overheard by: SarahM
Chick: My vagina seems so crooked today…
–23rd & 5th
Overheard by: Bruce
Girl on cell: No! He was seriously, like, drilling for oil or something. My vagina is not a source of fossil fuel!
Overheard by: But it’d be cool if it were