Chick: Oh, that’s cute — you’ve got a long dis­tance girl­friend? Do you have a lot of phone or web sex?
Dude: Uh, no. We’re not re­al­ly in­to that.
Chick: Oh, I know what you mean. I got­ta have a dick in me for sure.

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: Chuck­les