Saucy Lati­na: I don’t want to get a biki­ni wax if it won’t be sex­u­al.

–Dal­las BBQ, Times Square

Over­heard by: La­dle

Ex­as­per­at­ed Lati­na: She makes me sin on freakin’ Ash Wednes­day!

–42nd St. 4 sta­tion

Over­heard by: Har­ri­et Vane

Lati­na on cell: Hey, just call­ing to say hi… And tell you I’m nev­er gonna see you again. Okay, bye!

–24th & 7th

Whiny Lati­na: I don’t want to sweat to­day — I can’t mess up my hair!

–New York Sports Club, As­to­ria

Over­heard by: Mis­sPinkKate

Loud Lati­na: He woke up and pissed in a bot­tle. I was like, ‘The bath­room’s right there! Why you got­ta piss in a 40 bot­tle?’

–3 train

Over­heard by: EthanK

Sassy Lati­na on cell: Well, you can just call your par­ents and tell them you’re a pig and need more than one woman and that’s why we aren’t get­ting mar­ried!

–Near Stein­way St, Queens

Over­heard by: ADC

Lati­no thug: That’s what we do. That’s what we do when we hangin’ out with a girl: smoke a blunt, watch a movie, and then we fuck. That’s what we do. All my nig­gas, that’s what we do!

–Ft Greene

Over­heard by: An­drew