Guy: You ever try Kopi Luwak?
Girl: No, who is he?
Guy: It’s not a he, it’s the world’s most ex­pen­sive cof­fee.
Girl: That’s not the cof­fee that’s made from cat shit, is it?
Guy: It’s not made from cat shit.
Girl: They pick the beans out of the cat shit.
Guy: Sort of.
Girl: So that posers like you can drink it.
Guy: You don’t un­der­stand the con­cept of gourmet.
Girl: Maybe not, but I un­der­stand the con­cept of eat­ing shit.

–Star­bucks, Court St, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Big Lar­ry