Lit­tle boy pick­ing up can­dy bar: Mom­my, can I buy some junk?
Mom: Um, no, sweet­ie.
Lit­tle boy, creep­i­ly sin­cere: Oh, I’m sor­ry. I’m re­al­ly, re­al­ly sor­ry. Very sor­ry, Mom­my.

–IPN Phar­ma­cy, Tribeca