Child, after hurting himself: Jesus!
Grandma: Oh, no. Don’t say that tonight.
Child: Christ!

–Seder, UWS

Overheard by: bobby bo bobby

Headline by: AL


· “Sawww-eee.” — Sameer

· “All that colorful Yiddish I taught you, and this is the best you can do?” — MB

· “Blasphemy is allah the same to me” — Yugan

· “Either way, it’s still not kosher” — Peter

· “Wait until after we kill him” — bobofthejungle

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