Girl #1: Oh my god, I need some­thing cold and sweet in my mouth, like, now! Like, a frozen sug­ared pe­nis!
Girl #2: Oooh! With Splen­da on it?!
Girl #1: Oh, no! I so do not eat that. Splen­da is test­ed on an­i­mals!

–Mac­Dou­gal St

Over­heard by: SarahC