Archive for the ‘Actors’ Category

Wednesday One-Liners Must Be from Queens

Woman, texting: How do you pluralize “uterus”?

–TKTS Booth

Overheard by: DramaPirate

Kids entertainer, singing: Do you know what a co-creator is? To create is to make something, and when you co-create, you do it together…

–Kindergarten party, Williamsburg

Cashier with cookbook: It’s got a table of continents so you can see what’s in it!

–Department Store, 225th St

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Student: I just love adding “izzle” to the end of words.

–Metro-North

Coworker: UPS didn’t have the tracking information at first, but then they found it… Good thing, because I was about to blow a casket.

–Fordham University

Wednesday Will One-Liner Anything That Moves

50-something actress: I’m one of the founding sluts.

–Chelsea Studios

Overheard by: Joshy Sweetpants

Guy on cell: That’s what I said: I fucked him, but I’m not attracted to him.

–81st & Columbus

Overheard by: Flooey

Adorable seven-year-old kid on bike: She liked it. Ashley liked it. Ashley’s a whore.

–Havemeyer & 2nd, Williamsburg

Overheard by: Nathalie & Noah

Girl on cell: Well, I’m in a different place now. Now I’m a slut.

–W 4th & 6th Ave

Teenage girl on cell, beaming, as if she just had a revelation: Oh, I forgot you’re a whore! (yelling triumphantly) You’re a whore!

–Penn Station

Overheard by: Emilia

I’m Pretty Sure It Was the Mustache

20-something Midwestern actress type transplant #1: Yeah, I was told by one of my drama teachers once, way back in school, that I had the “passion and commitment to theater” that Hitler had.
(five-second pause)
20-something Midwestern actress type transplant #2: Wow!
20-something Midwestern actress type transplant #1: No, it wasn’t a compliment, she didn’t like me very much.

–Chinese Restaurant, Astoria