Archive for the ‘Ahhh! Real New Yorkers’ Category

When We Took Your Wallet and Divided It Up Amongst Us, for Instance.

Drunk guy in full New Year regalia: Well, I’m from fuckin’ Pennsylvania and I never seen anything like this! This shit is fantastic! Woo!
Irritated sober woman: Really? No one on this train had any idea you weren’t from New York!

–Uptown 1 Train

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Ever Wish You Could Vote Tourists Off the Island?

French tourist, after discussing America’s faults in the world, to American man: Can you take a picture of us with the Statue of Liberty in the background?
American man: Ain’t she a beautiful bitch?
French tourist: Why do you say “bitch”?
American man: Well, she’s French. Welcome to America.

–Staten Island Ferry