Angry frat boy: Oh, so now I’m the bad guy? Let’s talk about you and your irrational pregnancy!
Tween to friends: So, do you think I should get an abortion? I mean, I’m not even pregnant!
Overheard by: Sara
Giggling chick: When you get pregnant, the only things that swell are your breasts!
–8th & Broadway
Overheard by: Hannah
Female security guard to friend: I don’t think I’m pregnant. There’s no way I can be pregnant, because I was only having light sex.
–Duane Reade, 23rd & 6th
Overheard by: jmike
Happy lady on cell: Guess what?! I’m pregnant! Yes, with a baby this time!
–96th St station
Overheard by: Kind of Confused
20-something chick: If I get pregnant, I am so suing Fresh Direct.
Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy