Archive for the ‘Anorexic’ Category

A Wednes­day for Break­fast, a One-Lin­er for Lunch, and a Sen­si­ble Din­ner

Dancer girl: I dun­no, I mean, like, I wish they made a size like, triple ze­ro, so I would have some­thing to look for­ward to, y’­know?

–Cen­tral Park

Man: Yeah, that’s how you gain weight: a backed-up colon. I cleaned mine out this week­end.

–B54 Bus

Over­heard by: Al­ma Mo­la­to

Old woman, very loud­ly, in the mid­dle of the movie: Boy, is she skin­ny!

–Movie the­ater, 86th Street b/w 2nd & 3rd

Over­heard by: The New York Crank

Girl on cell: If bitch can’t af­ford to buy her own gro­ceries, she can just get skin­ny!

–Green Vil­lage Used Cloth­ing, Bush­wick

Anorex­ic fash­ion­ista: Any self-re­spect­ing anorex­ic knows that!

–Lin­coln Cen­ter, 62nd & 9th

Man on cell: You went to a par­ty last night? Well, that means you have to do three hours to­mor­row. And I want you to drink lots of wa­ter, but none of that crys­tal light crap. That is sev­en calo­ries that you do not need.

–Block­buster, Broad­way

Wow, Your Eyes Are Big­ger Than Your Stom­ach

Trendy fe­male col­lege stu­dent: I feel dizzy.
Twinkie male friend: Did you eat any­thing to­day?
Trendy fe­male col­lege stu­dent: No… but I looked at a pic­ture of an Eng­lish muf­fin yes­ter­day and I’m still full.
Twinkie male friend: Hm­mm. You’re sure you’re not hun­gry?
Trendy fe­male col­lege stu­dent: Eh… Can you get me a bagel? Not like a re­al bagel, but a pic­ture of one?

–V Train

Over­heard by: eat­ing dis­or­ders ar­ent fun­ny

“So That’s What I Ate for Wednes­day One-Lin­er.”

Skin­ny, at­trac­tive 20-some­thing: Yeah, that’s to­tal­ly my plan: Get com­plete­ly smashed every night, eat tons of eggs, then barf them all up.

–E. 84th b/w 1st & York

Over­heard by: Holds her Liquor (and her eggs)

Woman in bus on cell: George? George, you there? Oh okay, I’m on my way to the shrink’s of­fice so I can on­ly talk for a lit­tle while. Oh no, I’m still not feel­ing bet­ter, I was up all night vom­it­ing like crazy and I’m still ridicu­lous­ly gassy. Good lord, I should go to a doc­tor be­cause I al­so have con­stant di­ar­rhea. Oh George…

–M66 Bus

Over­heard by: Stephanie

Drunk guy: It was in­cred­i­ble. He puked and then he just dis­ap­peared. I’ve nev­er seen any­thing like it. He was like the Criss An­gel of puk­ing.

–Out­side Lom­bardi’s

Over­heard by: Rich

Girl stum­bling back from the bath­room: You guys, we have to leave be­cause I threw up all over the floor and some­one saw me.

–Ho­rus

NYU un­der­grad: So we were go­ing to have an in­ter­ven­tion for her, but when we went to her room, she was­n’t there. So in­stead we wrote on her lap­top, “I’m a douche, I drink too much and throw up.”

–8th & Uni­ver­si­ty