Five-year-old boy to father: Is this an important life lesson?
–14th & 6th
Overheard by: A
Young Asian man to woman ignoring him: Hey, let’s go get a falafel. Hey, hey–you live around here often?
Overheard by: serena
Woman, throwing McNuggets at man: Get the fuck out of my life!
Overheard by: Elliot
Frantic crazy guy: I’m gonna go have a seat in Starbucks and get my life together!
–6th Ave & 25th St
Overheard by: tbomb
Suit on phone: Well that’s life, you screw people over and then you go to the Bahamas.
–Train into Penn Station