Archive for the ‘Assholes’ Category

Democ­ra­cy Clears Does­n’t Work; Back to Monar­chy?

Wheeltard: Round here I’m just an id­iot, but not in Brook­lyn. I’m king in my neigh­bor­hood. When I cross that bridge and they see me comin’, they know I’m king.

–Tomp­kins Square Park

Over­heard by: Alex Ro­manovich

Girl: I don’t know who she thinks she is, but just be­cause she’s got can­cer does­n’t make her Queen Bitch.

–Bleeck­er & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Tony