Short thug: Nigga, stars come in all sizes. Just ’cause some are bigger don’t mean they are closer.
Tall thug: Fuck it, they don’t! The sun’s the biggest star because that motherfucker’s the closest. (other thugs murmur in agreement)
Short thug: What about the moon, then? It looks bigger than any of them bitches.
Tall thug: Because it’s closer! Damn!
Short thug: But it ain’t bigger than a motherfucking star!
Random thug: Ain’t nobody know how big a star is, man.
Short thug, exasperated: How many of you niggas smoking your own shit? (they fall silent) Goddamn! Well, that explains a whole fucking lot!
–St. John’s & Underhill