Sleazy biker, taking a bottle from marathon relief table: My mother always told me I should be bottle-fed.
Overheard by: Uncomfortable volunteer
NYU student on cell, angrily: I was trying to show your mom a good time so I wouldn’t have to stick my dick in her again!
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: chris k.
Guido on cell: So you fucked the mother *and* the daughter?
–23rd & 3rd
Guy to girl: Anything over 50 is a super milf!
Teen to friend: Cause I ain’t no full-time mama. I’m a part-time mama.
–Church & Chambers
Middle aged hipster with ponytail and gray streaked goatee: I’m a soccer mom!