Preppy guy: This may be the last thing I say with my penis attached, but…
Overheard by: Hunter
Girl on cell: Well, I mean… his penis is really important here, if his is better I’ll take him!
–26th St & Lexington Ave
Overheard by: your mom
Asian guy: Everyone else was on the floor. Everyone had a penis in their face.
Overheard by: Jon A.
Girl on cell: All I’m saying is: don’t jump on the first penis that comes along!
Boss, about weightlifting: My genitals were so inverted I used to crap my penis.
Teacher: There are about six euphemisms for “penis” in the first scene!
–Junior High School
Overheard by: gabygrillz