Asian girl: A tranny spat and peed on me last night… so I guess I’m okay.
–Screaming MiMi’s Boutique
Overheard by: Nancy
Gay guy, after woman bumps into him: Did you just step on my vagina?
College boy: So then I woke up and realized I was next to a tranny…
“Girl” sitting at the door: My panties are too small to hold my dick in.
Catholic school girl, carrying large backpack, to friend: I’m looking forward to leaving this bathroom a guy. A very effeminate guy, but still a guy.
–Bathroom, Barnes & Noble
Overheard by: Innocent Bathroom-goer