Archive for the ‘Circumcision’ Category

Wednes­day One-lin­ers: The Next Gen­er­a­tion

Thug: I need a girl who’s re­spon­si­ble and don’t got no kids.

–40th & 5th

Dude: Are we talk­ing about the truth now? The truth is that you’re scared that she’s go­ing to take your son away from you!

–27th Street of­fice

Black guy on cell: Yeah, it was ac­tu­al­ly all right. We were both cir­cum­cised.

–Union Square green­mar­ket

Over­heard by: Lisa Ra­maci

The City Has Some­thing for Every­one

Large black girl: Damn, ele­phant dicks is so dis­gust­ing! I don’t want no un­cir­cum­cised dicks! (to white guy walk­ing by) I know you is cir­cum­cised, ba­by!
White guy (with­out slow­ing down): Long and cut.
Large black girl: Damn! I want me a dick like that!

–Out­side Ve­niero’s, 11th St

Over­heard by: Just here for cof­fee

And We Get to Be the Cho­sen People–Totally Worth It

20-some­thing guy to date: Yeah, I had mine done by a re­al mo­hel.
20-some­thing girl, awk­ward­ly: Oh, re­al­ly?
20-some­thing guy: Yep, the guy’s whole job is to go around chop­ping off ba­bies’ dicks.

–Amer­i­can Mu­se­um of Nat­ur­al His­to­ry

Over­heard by: dream pro­fes­sion?