Archive for the ‘Circumcision’ Category

Wednes­day One-lin­ers: The Next Gen­er­a­tion

Thug: I need a girl who’s re­spon­si­ble and don’t got no kids.

–40th & 5th

Dude: Are we talk­ing about the truth now? The truth is that you’re scared that she’s go­ing to take your son away from you!

–27th Street of­fice

Black guy on cell: Yeah, it was ac­tu­al­ly all right. We were both cir­cum­cised.

–Union Square green­mar­ket

Over­heard by: Lisa Ra­maci

The City Has Some­thing for Every­one

Large black girl: Damn, ele­phant dicks is so dis­gust­ing! I don’t want no un­cir­cum­cised dicks! (to white guy walk­ing by) I know you is cir­cum­cised, ba­by!
White guy (with­out slow­ing down): Long and cut.
Large black girl: Damn! I want me a dick like that!

–Out­side Ve­niero’s, 11th St

Over­heard by: Just here for cof­fee

And We Get to Be the Cho­sen People–Totally Worth It

20-some­thing guy to date: Yeah, I had mine done by a re­al mo­hel.
20-some­thing girl, awk­ward­ly: Oh, re­al­ly?
20-some­thing guy: Yep, the guy’s whole job is to go around chop­ping off ba­bies’ dicks.

–Amer­i­can Mu­se­um of Nat­ur­al His­to­ry

Over­heard by: dream pro­fes­sion?

Wednes­day One-Lin­ers: Big­ger, Longer, Un­cut

Guy: And I was think­ing how lucky I was not to have had a bris. That guy had like eight of them!

–Thai Restau­rant

Over­heard by: sara swank

Girl: Wait, are you cir­cum­cised? In the pe­nis?

–Wicked Monk, 86th St & 5th Ave

Over­heard by: chris­tine

Beau­ti­ful Lati­na: But my dad get­ting cir­cum­cised at 57 was­n’t even the fun­ni­est thing!

–Dal­las BBQ, Up­per West Side

Over­heard by: La­dle

Teen on cell: So, they were go­ing to un­cir­cum­cise it?

–Flat­bush Ave & 7th Ave, Brook­lyn

Teen girl: Oh my god, my cir­cum­cised hot dog!

–The Sum­mit School

Over­heard by: Michael

CVS em­ploy­ee on cell: Yo, that nig­ga be gangs­ta son, he be gangs­ta. That nig­ga be cir­cum­cised, he all “what?” that nig­ga fall down, he be “waah, waah” then be be right back up play­ing an shit. Yeah, that nig­ga’s gangs­ta.

–CVS, 30th Ave, As­to­ria

Over­heard by: Robyn