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Wednesday One-liners: The Next Generation

Thug: I need a girl who’s responsible and don’t got no kids. 

–40th & 5th

Dude: Are we talking about the truth now? The truth is that you’re scared that she’s going to take your son away from you!

–27th Street office

Black guy on cell: Yeah, it was actually all right. We were both circumcised.

–Union Square greenmarket

Overheard by: Lisa Ramaci 

The City Has Something for Everyone

Large black girl: Damn, elephant dicks is so disgusting! I don’t want no uncircumcised dicks! (to white guy walking by) I know you is circumcised, baby!
White guy (without slowing down): Long and cut.
Large black girl: Damn! I want me a dick like that!

–Outside Veniero’s, 11th St

Overheard by: Just here for coffee