Archive for the ‘City College’ Category

Wednes­day One-Lin­ers Make Beau­ti­ful Mu­sic To­geth­er

20-some­thing girl: I feel sor­ta guilty for il­le­gal­ly down­load­ing “We Are the World.” What’s that Haiti num­ber? I should text them some mon­ey to clear my con­science.

–LIRR

Mid­dle aged guy to fe­male col­league: It’s re­al­ly good and all, but it’s on­ly af­ter lis­ten­ing to the lyrics that I got a lit­tle wor­ried. I mean all she kept say­ing was “I want your dis­ease, I want your dis­ease.” What is that?

–6 Train

Over­heard by: Kis­han

FedEx guy: I’m look­ing for Phil Har­mon­ic. He needs to sign for this.

–Av­ery Fish­er Hall, Lin­coln Cen­ter Plaza

Over­heard by: Rob

Loud An­geli­na Jolie wannabe watch­ing band: I love this band, their mu­sic is like mak­ing love… Am I right?

–Ter­mi­nal 5

Over­heard by: Dani Cakes

Guy with gui­tar to naive teens: Yeah, mu­sic is the on­ly way we can fight our op­pres­sive, to­tal­i­tar­i­an gov­ern­ment.

–City Col­lege

Over­heard by: Stephen

All You Need Is Wednes­day One-Lin­er

An­nounc­er guy: Hey girl, I love your face. And Charmin loves the oth­er end!

–Charmin NYC Re­strooms, Times Square

Over­heard by: Nathan

Drunk boyfriend: Thanks­giv­ing is over, and so is our love!

–Grand & Leonard, Williams­burg

Over­heard by: fan­ny

Sub­way busker, about next song: This is not a love song. The rea­son that this is not a love song is be­cause I don’t like her any­more.

–Time Square

Phi­los­o­phy pro­fes­sor on last day of class: If you love some­thing, set it free. And if it flies away, run af­ter it and kill it.

–City Col­lege

Over­heard by: Dan Lurie

20-some­thing guy to friend shar­ing iPod with him: I would do any­thing to live there…I would pre­tend to be in love.

–Down­town 6 Train

Over­heard by: dal­las

Woman on cell: I will skin and tar you. (pause) Oh, I love you!

–W Broad­way & W 3rd St