Archive for the ‘Clubs’ Category

Look, the Chips are Red!

Columbia student #1: Would you like a free cookie from the Columbia anti-Socialist club?
Columbia student #2: Shouldn’t that be “earn a cookie”?

–Morningside Heights

Overheard by: Mary Phillips-Sandy

Wednesday One-Liners Sharpen Their Shanks

Thugette on cell: Yeah, I’m planning on getting arrested this weekend. That’s my new thing now. Instead of going to the club and shit, I’m just going to get arrested.

–34th & 8th

Overheard by: Clitoris Rex

Metrosexual: Oh my god! Did you hear that Paris Hilton just escaped from prison?

–Broadway & Prince

Mom eating fried chicken: I always thought Penn Station stop was named after a penitentiary…

–A train

Overheard by: Denning

Mocking cop to dude he just arrested: You’ve got jail!

–West Village

Wednesday One-liners Are Ass

Man: You know what I love? Farting in supermarkets.

–Broadway & 87th

Overheard by: alice townes

Woman on cell: Went to the club last night, goin’ to the club tonight, tomorrow sit on my ass: D-V-D!

–Eldridge & Stanton

Queer on cell: I mean, he left bruises and scratches all over my ass! I could barely sit down on the subway this morning! I’m telling you, if something happens to me today, the ER people are gonna think I’ve been beaten.

–23rd St between 6th and 7th