Woman: One time this guy punched me…but it was alright, cause I was on coke.
Overheard by: Laura Grossman
Female hipster on cell: I’m coked up and all alone, Harvey, how do you expect me to feel?
–Humboldt & Ainslie, Williamsburg
Overheard by: Joseph Hernandez
Girl on cell: I haven’t done coke in like a week. It’s been a rough week.
–Upper East Side
Hot 20-something tourist girl to friend: Pfft, the Meatpacking District. That’s false advertising…I got no meat packed in me last night. All I did was steal that bag of cocaine from those guys.
–Broadway & Wooster
Overheard by: ClassyGal
Female 20-something on phone: Yeah, he realized it was too late when he couldn’t tell the difference between the piles of sugar, the piles of flour, and the piles of cocaine.