Hardhat: Walk in the walkway, people! It’s much safer! Watch out for the cabs! They hurt!
–Broadway & Fulton
Overheard by: Adam Nathan
Chunky Mexican hardhat: I might not have a million dollars, but I got a big fat dick to put in her ass.
–St. Patrick’s Cathedral
Hardhat: Awright, look — after lunch, I’ll get you a grinder, and then we’re having a three-way, okay?
Overheard by: Vicksburg
Hardhat on cell: So, when you say you want to cheat, do you mean a one-time thing, or is this something you plan on doing again and again?
–14th St, between 6th & 7th Ave
Hardhat to another: Bitch, please! I asked for a pink soda! I’m not going to drink this shit!
–10th & 3rd
Overheard by: Veronika LaRocque