Girl: We can’t become gay just to fit in at this school!
Passer-by: I pay $40k a year for school, and that makes me better than you.
Overheard by: Dan Lurie
NYU girl at party: My parents are actually really into civil liberties.
NYU chick to friend: I love coke! (passing white lady gives her a strange look) I meant the drink, not the drug, lady! Jeez, I’m a minority student at fucking NYU! You think I can afford a coke habit??
–8th & University
Overheard by: Melissa Perez
Gay NYU student, rolling around on the ground in student lounge: I am obsessed with the ground. I mean, who’s going to judge me? There’s like six million Asians here and none of them are gay.
–Tisch Hall, NYU
Mother, pushing crying two-year-old in stroller: They’re never going to accept you here if you keep screaming!
Overheard by: Sam