Archive for the ‘Disney’ Category

That’s Re­al­ly More Of a Palin Stereo­type.

Teacher #1: So I was talk­ing to peo­ple in the ad­mis­sions of­fice, and they were talk­ing about the an­swers to the ques­tion “Who is your fa­vorite fic­tion­al char­ac­ter?” (pause) Hillary Clin­ton? Re­al. Gand­hi? Al­so re­al. And Mu­lan?! I’d re­ject any­one who said Mu­lan.
Teacher #2: Maybe they meant Hillary in the sense of how she’s de­pict­ed.
Teacher #1: That’s stu­pid.

–City Cen­ter

Over­heard by: Kyle

Still Think Chil­dren Are Pre­cious?

Four-year-old girl: You know, some­times I fart from my pag­i­na.
Sev­en-year-old boy: That’s im­pos­si­ble, you can­not fart from your pag­i­na.
Four-year-old girl: Yes, I re­al­ly fart from my pag­i­na, and I do it all the time.
Sev­en-year-old boy: How do you know it’s from your pag­i­na and not your butt?
Four-year-old girl: I know what comes from my butt and what comes from my pag­i­na. My pag­i­na feels like a but­ton.
Sev­en-year-old boy: I don’t care. You do not fart from your pag­i­na.
Four-year-old girl: Yes, I do, and Cin­derel­la does, too.
Sev­en-year-old boy: Just stop talk­ing to me.

–Rosa Mex­i­cana, 61st & Colum­bus

Over­heard by: Ariel­la

Wednes­day Fa La La La Lin­ers

Nerdy mid­dle aged white woman to postal clerk: Yes, I’d like just one sheet of the Dis­ney, and one of the Kwan­zaa.

–Cathe­dral Sta­tion Post Of­fice

Over­heard by: Emi­ly B.

Woman yelling down a stair­well: Hap­py hol­i­days to you, ma’am! Hope you choke on a can­dy cane!

–Cen­tral Park South

Over­heard by: Daisy Mae

Girl: One morn­ing, I woke up and I thought it was Christ­mas. Then I went out­side and I re­al­ized it’s not Christ­mas!

–57th & Colum­bus

Over­heard by: Have a hol­ly jol­ly Colum­bus Day?

Irish tourist woman: You went to Ma­cy’s? Did you see out­side? They have black San­tas here.

–Bren­dan’s Bar

Over­heard by: Dan­ny

Old guy scan­ning tick­ets, singing qui­et­ly to self af­ter each bar code beep: Jin­gle bells, jin­gle bells, jin­gle all the way…

–Madi­son Square Gar­den

Over­heard by: Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!

Con­duc­tor on speak­er: Ladies and gen­tle­men, we will be ar­riv­ing short­ly. In case you haven’t fin­ished your Christ­mas shop­ping, feel free to stop by the Metro North booth. You could buy a 10-trip for the kids, a week­ly for the wife, or a one-way for the in-laws. Mer­ry Christ­mas.

–Metro North

Over­heard by: Christ­mas Spir­it