Archive for the ‘Druggies’ Category

Wednes­DEA One-Lin­ers

Loud guy: Hey! Il­le­gal drugs, any­one? Il­le­gal drugs? I want to buy some il­le­gal drugs!

–6th Ave & 34h St

Over­heard by: Emi­ly

Col­lege girl to friend: Re­mem­ber that time when you slept with that drug traf­fick­er?

–33rd & 3rd

Man in restau­rant: Af­ter the roofies I took I was a to­tal mess, it was amaz­ing.

–23rd & 10th

Over­heard by: Matt

Man to friend hold­ing Di­et Coke: Do you re­mem­ber when they had this at that gay bath­house I had to go to be­cause my drug deal­er was there?

–Du­ane Reade

Dude, about crowd: I’m so glad we dropped acid be­fore com­ing here.

–Trad­er Joe’s, Union Square

Over­heard by: Kat

Loud girl on cell: She can’t just call you up and like, rem­i­nisce and be like, “re­mem­ber when we loved each oth­er?” Oh, and I don’t even want to talk about the con­ver­sa­tion we had this morn­ing. There’s no ex­cuse to do acid!

–Wag­n­er Col­lege

…Pipe Wrench. What?

Em­ploy­ee #1 on phone: So, I’m at your apart­ment and I found your pipe, but I can’t find your–
Em­ploy­ee #2: Dude, stop… You’re on speak­er­phone!

–Of­fice, 44th & Broad­way

The Drug Le­gal­iza­tion De­bate; NYC Edi­tion

Hobo: Look, I’m not go­ing to lie to you. I’m not hun­gry or sick, I just need some mon­ey so I can get high, but it’s just weed, I don’t do hero­in or co­caine or any of that shit.
Guy: You know, it’s be­cause of guys like you that peo­ple think pot should be il­le­gal! Look at you! When I get high, I pay my own way! I earn my own mon­ey and get high! There are lit­tle kids on this train! What do you think they’re go­ing to learn? Man, think a lit­tle!

–4 train

Over­heard by: Al­ice S.

Wednes­day One-Lin­ers Go Look­ing for a Vein

Girl #1 to girl #2: Would­n’t you just rather have a night where we just get re­al­ly high and scis­sor?

–Grand & Union, Brook­lyn

Guy on cell: So they’re smok­ing crack and fuck­ing on his moth­er’s bed!

–17th & 8th Ave

Over­heard by: Dave

Lit­tle kid: Look, I’m on crack!

–Ap­ple Store, Stat­en Is­land Mall

Over­heard by: Robert

Junkie to junkie com­pan­ion, stand­ing in front of Band-Aids: I need to test pos­i­tive for methadone and neg­a­tive for every­thing else…

–Wal­greens, Union Square

Hobo on train: Does any­one have any mon­ey for me? Any food? Any opi­um? Lots and lots of opi­um?

–Up­town 6 Train

Over­heard by: left my opi­um stash at home

20-some­thing blond girl on cell: You just have to con­vince them that you care more about col­lege than you do about drugs, and they’ll give you an­oth­er chance…that’s what I did!

–Chi­na­town Bus

Over­heard by: Gav­in­Joyce

Tourist: So I called her up and said, “Come down or you’re go­ing to miss break­fast, and I want to have break­fast with you.” And all she said was, “I re­al­ly like opi­um.” and I was like, “Oh, okay.”

–33rd & 7th

Over­heard by: EthanK