Archive for the ‘Film’ Category

If We’ve Been Bad, New York Is Where We Go After Death

Young lady: I’m making a documentary on Park Slope. May I ask you why you are sitting on your umbrella? I can understand sitting under your umbrella, because it’s sunny…
Young girl: In case there’s a flood, I’ll be able to float away.
Young lady: Do you expect there to be a flood today?
Young girl: I expect there to be a flood every day. But I’m from Miami…

–Union St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: nicole p

Wednesday One-Liners Looked Better in the Previews

Husky unshaved guy to younger girlfriend: You mean you never saw Animal House? You’re not human!

–Lower West Side

Thug to another: Jabba the Hutt? That’s like some Tony Soprano shit, nigga. And the spices? That’s drugs. Star Wars drugs!

–13th St & University

Overheard by: Jaimie

Girl to friends: My English teacher said Precious is “whack.”

–City Cinemas, E 86th St

Stuffy Bulgarian professor: Do you guys know the film Soul Plane? It’s very funny, right?

–NYU

Overheard by: really glad I got up before 9:30 for this

Girl on cell: Yeah, after that movie, I’m gonna think all adopted kids are evil dwarfs with a hormone imbalance.

–Columbus Circle