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But If Any­one Asks, I Called Jen­ny

Suit #1: So I’d been work­ing out for two hours a day, al­most dai­ly, for a few months.
Suit #2: How was that?
Suit #1: Well I was­n’t los­ing any weight, so then I re­mem­bered… I’m re­al­ly rich, I could just get lipo.

–Nas­sau & Wall St.

Over­heard by: slave for the man

The In­vis­i­ble Hand Be­hind Sub­way “Ac­ci­dents”

Wall Street guy #1: So I was watch­ing A Shot at Love with Tila Tequi­la and my son asked: “Dad, what’s a les­bian?” I mean, I wish I could tell him about it when he’s ready.
Wall Street guy #2: Yeah, so any­way. They have these on­ly boys and on­ly girls birth­day par­ties for the lit­tle kids down at Fire Is­land…
Wall Street guy #1: So you think the par­ties turn them in­to les­bians?
Wall Street guy #2: No, I’m just try­ing to segue in­to talk­ing about some­thing oth­er than… (looks around train sus­pi­cious­ly) les­bians.

–Down­town 6 Train