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And They Lived Hap­pi­ly Ever Af­ter

(bunch of peo­ple are buy­ing wed­ding clothes)
Groom, in­di­cat­ing fly area: It’s kind of stick­ing out over here.
Best man: Oh, you’re not used to any­thing bulging in the front, right?
Groom: Well, I’m get­ting mar­ried, so I don’t have to wor­ry about that any­more.
Bride: Yeah, what­ev­er. I know I’m go­ing to stop go­ing to the gym.

–Bridal Show­room, Flush­ing

Over­heard by: Josh