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Wednesay One-liners, The End

Fratboy: They’re going to tear that building down, because it’s seriously decrapitated. I mean, just totally decrapitated.

–BAM Cinematek

Girl on cell: He’s going to hell and I don’t even care. He’s going to die and I’m fine with it.

–Houston & 1st Ave.

Guy: My mom was going through menopause, and I could totally relate. 

–Lafayette & 3rd St.

Overheard by: Tedd 

The Unbearable Lightness Of Wednesday One-Liners

Rastafarian man to white basketball female player with dreads: Hey! Why you white people always trying to look like me!

–Union Square

Black guy selling Empire State Building tickets: You’re from Scotland? I love the Scots… They’re puuuuuuurrreee white!

–Outside Empire State Building

Black woman to another, about frat guys nearby: Man, white people are so loud.

–109th & Amsterdam

Overheard by: Becks

Black hobo to white teen: Get out of this neighborhood with your white crotch! You don’t belong here!

–Upper West Side

Black woman to cops walking away: But I’m a Caucasian!

–Bed-Stuy

I Didn’t Know I Was Wednesday One-Linered

Smoking man to another: I’ve heard being pregnant is really bad for your health.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: CS

Large black woman: An’ I been tellin’ him I got all these ideas for t‑shirts… Like one for a pregnant lady that says “Congratulations, you’re not the daddy!”

–BX12 Bus

Overheard by: shayshay

NYU boy on cell: Wait, you’re pregnant? You’re pregnant!? I thought you were just fat. (pause) But he said he didn’t come in you, just on your face.

–Union Square

Woman to date: Let’s go get pregnant!

–Santos Party House, Lafayette St

Overheard by: alisa

Got Any Sack-Hygiene Tips?

Frat boy #1: So, this chick loves to suck my balls.
Frat boy #2: Dude, you told us that, like, seven times.
Frat boy #3: Yeah, I’m beginning to think you’re lying.
Frat boy #1: But now I gotta really lather up down there.

–Pool bar

Overheard by: Scotched