Archive for the ‘Friends’ Category

Much Like the Con­tin­ued Pop­u­lar­i­ty of Walk­er: Texas Ranger

Drunk guy to laugh­ing Asian: There is no the­o­ry of evolution–only a list of an­i­mals Chuck Nor­ris al­lows to live.
Girl­friend: Babe, no more Chuck Nor­ris, please!
Drunk guy: But Chuck Nor…
Girl­friend: No, give me one good rea­son you should talk about Chuck Nor­ris.
Drunk guy (with­out hes­i­ta­tion): Cause god want­ed 10 days to cre­ate the world, and Chuck Nor­ris on­ly gave him 6, do you want an 8‑day work week? Huh?
Girl­friend to friend: How did I just lose this ar­gu­ment?
Friend: Yeah, that was un­ex­pect­ed.

–Zanz­ibar Bar

Over­heard by: Wish i was chuck nor­ris

Un­for­tu­nate­ly, I Said It in­to the In­ter­com

20-some­thing chick: So yeah, I did­n’t even care when this girl at my school died.
Friend: Whoa…
20-some­thing chick: Well, she broke my friend’s leg!
Friend: Oh…
20-some­thing chick: When the prin­ci­pal was hav­ing the mo­ment of si­lence, I was like, ‘Geez, she did­n’t take this long to die!‘
Friend: Dude…

–Web­ster Hall

Over­heard by: Vicks­burg