Archive for the ‘Girl-on-Girl’ Category

Un­less You Brought Enough Pussy For Every­one, You’re Go­ing to Have to Spit That Out

RA: No sex in the dorms af­ter cur­few!
Girl #1: But what about les­bian sex?
RA: Well, that’s okay, but not in the com­mon room. Un­less every­one’s in­volved. Then it’s okay.
Girl #2: And clean up af­ter your­selves!

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

Two Pol­ka Days, Two Fam­i­ly Ther­a­py Days

Girl #1: I’m telling you, it’s im­pos­si­ble to see all of Mil­wau­kee in four days. There’s just too much to do.
Girl #2: Well, can we go to Pol­ka Days, at least?
Girl#1, an­gri­ly: How many times do I have to say this, we can’t do Pol­ka Days and see all of Mil­wau­kee all in one vis­it. That’s crazy.
Girl #2: I’m kin­da ner­vous. Are we go­ing to tell your mom we’re dat­ing or just friends?
Girl #1: Yeah, we should to­tal­ly go to Sol­ly’s Grill on the North­side. They have the best burg­ers in the world. I’m so stoked.

–Chelsea Grill Hel­l’s Kitchen, 9th Ave

A Bird in Hand is Worth Two in the Bush

Pa­paraz­zo: So you two are re­al­ly pret­ty, have you ever done any mod­el­ing?
Dutch girl #1: Ha ha ha, not me, maybe her.
Dutch girl #2: No, I am study­ing his­to­ry at home.
Pa­paraz­zo: You re­al­ly should con­sid­er it, there is great mon­ey in it and I would love to help you get start­ed.
Dutch girl #2: Sounds interesting…what type of mod­el­ing?
Pa­paraz­zo: Well, nude sells the best. We can go over to my place and dis­cuss it.
Dutch girl #1: Great!
Dutch girl #2: Maybe you can take some of us to­geth­er.

–Times Square

Over­heard by: Stephanie Nal­ly

Let’s Stir Up Some Hi­lar­i­ty!

Re­cep­tion­ist: So, it’s your name on the in­sur­ance card?
Girl: No, it’s my part­ner’s.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Your hus­band?
Girl: No, my part­ner.
Re­cep­tion­ist: What’s his name?
Girl: Emi­ly.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Your hus­band’s name is Emi­ly?
Girl: She’s a girl.
Re­cep­tion­ist: Oh…Ohhh.

–Park Slope ob/gyn

Re­cep­tion­ist: Do you have an ap­point­ment here?
Guy: Yes, I’m the 3:35.
Re­cep­tion­ist: No, you’re not.
Guy: Oh yes I am.
Re­cep­tion­ist: This is gy­ne­col­o­gy.
Guy: Ah.

–W. 72nd St. ob/gyn