Archive for the ‘Global Geography’ Category

I’m Sure He Has Just the Job for Her

Black guy #1: She’s beautiful. Somewhere between Faith Evans and Beyonce.
Black guy #2: Faith Evans? That don’t sound beautiful.
Black guy #1: Well you know, shape of the face is like Faith, and she’s got that hair and skin like Beyonce. But she’s really smaller than Faith. Her body is amazing. She’s Caribbean.
Black guy #2: Oh. Yes. Caribbean. They do good work.
Black guy #1: Mm-hmm. They do good work all right. Good work! 

–Madison Square Park

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Eugenics

Bimbo #1: I just want to move to another state, you know?
Bimbo #2: Yeah, like further south?
Bimbo #1: No, probably Australia.
Bimbo #2: Oh my God, me too! My cousin owns this train station, we could totally go!
Bimbo #1: Nah. I have a date tonight.

Headline by: johnny pissoff

Runners-Up:

· “All Aboard the Pangea Express” — Stitches

· “And Australia’s like, “WTF mate?”” — one L

· “Ashley crushes yet another of Jessica’s plans.” — Heidi

· “Besides, i dont speak german…” — senny

· “Crikey! Thank God the Stingrays Got Me Before They Arrived.” — Katie

· “Going Down, But Not Under” — sigh

· “It’s good to see Condy getting out more” — mp

· “Wait, You Have a Date? That Doesn’t Even Make Sense.” — 08kjl


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