Guy on cell: There’s a lot bruacracy in public social work…
–Eastern Parkway & New York Ave
Overheard by: jeff
Woman on phone: Her mother is a bird. Her whole family is a flock of birds. I cannot even say how ghetto she is. She said, “columinate.” I said, what? You mean “a‑coom-a-late?
Preppy on cell: What’s your next class? Professional rioting?
Girl: This class is skewered. There are only three guys and like twenty girls. Damn!
Overheard by: Phil
Guy to girl on train: She’s just like “huh, brutha.” It’s like, embedded in them. They were breaded that way.