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Too Good to Be True?

Woman #1: You see that guy?
Woman #2: Who?
Woman #1: The bar­tender.
Woman #2: Yeah, what about him?
Woman #1: I fucked him.
Woman #2: Was he any good?
Woman #1: No, he sucked shit.
Woman #2: Are you still fuck­ing him?
Woman #1: Hell, yeah!
Woman #2: Why the hell are you fuck­ing him, then?
Woman #1: We’re get­ting free drinks, aren’t we? And be­sides I’m bored and not get­ting any oth­er dick at the mo­ment so I might as well. I’ll ditch his dumb good-look­ing ass soon.
Woman #2: You mean when you find an­oth­er good dick!
Woman #1: What­ev­er.
Woman #2: Cheers.

–Mid­town Bar