Archive for the ‘Incest’ Category

Does a Three­some With Twins Break the Wednes­day One-Lin­er Taboo?

Suit to an­oth­er: He was just lucky not to be fuck­ing some­one in his fam­i­ly!

–Trump Build­ing

Over­heard by: Guess I’m lucky too

Gamer on head­set: Dude, you are not lis­ten­ing to me. You can’t hear me. You know why? Be­cause you have no ears. You’re the prod­uct of two re­tard­ed cousins fuck­ing each oth­er.

–Queens

Girl: He looks like my un­cle… the one I’m re­al­ly at­tract­ed to.

–Gov­er­nors Is­land fer­ry

Over­heard by: bor­ing

Male passer­by: I would­n’t fuck my fam­i­ly, but…

–4th Ave & 11th St

Over­heard by: Jes­si­ca

British pro­fes­sor wear­ing bow tie: It’s fas­ci­nat­ing just how ex­cit­ing in­cest is!

–Sil­ver Cen­ter, NYU

Wednes­day One-Lin­ers Fade to Black

Slight­ly drunk kid from Alas­ka: I re­al­ized I had blacked out when I woke up on top of my sis­ter.

–14th St

Over­heard by: The Rev­erend

Young girl on cell: You passed out from him chok­ing you? (pause) Like…does it…um…sting? Did he apol­o­gize at least? (pause) Ya know, it’s not okay to get so fucked up that you don’t know that he’s chok­ing you.

–Max Cafe

Over­heard by: D to the ana

Loud girl on cell: Oh my god! Don’t even wor­ry about hit­ting on her too much, she was to­tal­ly blacked out last night!

–Whole Foods Union Square

Over­heard by: bildita

Prep­py girl: Is “faint” a eu­phemism for “bon­er”?

–La­Guardia Air­port

Over­heard by: Di­ana