Drunk guy, matter-of-factly: Everyone comes in here and thinks they’re smelling pot, when really they’re just smelling Italians.
–Hammerstein Ballroom Men’s Room
Young girl on cell: Well, I mean, I have eaten macaroni. Does that count as Italian?
Overheard by: Kayla Monetta
Man on cell: And this guy smelled like shit! (pause) Yeah, I told him, “you smell like Italian.”
–E 10th & 3rd Ave
Overheard by: molina1230
Loud bridesmaid at Guido wedding: I’m Sicilian from the waist up, American from the waist down.
–Brooklyn Botanic Garden
College guy to friend: From the minute they got here, they started eating. Italian feasts are pornography. Italian food is illicit sex to the puritans. Everything the puritans eat is bland and brown.
Middle-aged, pot-bellied guy with a long pony-tail, stopping young woman on the street: Excuse me, but I just want to say, once you’ve had Italian food, you’re not hungry for anything else. I just ate a calzone and now I’m going to go home and just go to sleep!
–8th St & Broadway
Overheard by: Not hungry either